OUR STAG PARTY ARRIVED IN FUENGIROLA VIA MALAGA AIPORT ON YOUR FRIENDLY BUDGET AIRLINE THAT GLADY ALLOWED 25 DRUNKEN BLOKES DRESSED AS MARILYN AND ONE OVER SIZED EGG ON BOARD WITH NO DRAMAS AND AIDED US IN OUR MISSION TO DESTROY SAID EGG FOR THE DURATION OF THE FLIGHT.

ON LANDING WE HEADED STRAIGHT TO THE HOTEL PYR. ON OUR ARRIVAL WE FOUND A DECENT OUT DOOR POOL AND WELL STOCKED BAR WITH STAFF FRIENDLY AND READY TO SEE TO OUR THIRSTS.

UNFORTUNATELY THEY SAW TO OUR REQUIREMENTS TO WELL AND BEGAN TO THINK THAT 25 DRUNKEN DRESS WEARING BAFOONS WAS MAYBE A BAD IDEA, NOT LEAST WHEN A LARGE DRUNKEN STAG IN A TIGHT PURPLE WRESTLER OUTFIT WITH FAT BASTARD ON THE ARSE WAS SHAKING KIDS HANDS BY THE POOL BEFORE LAUNCHING THEM TO THE HORROR OF THEIR PARENTS AS FAR AS HE COULD INTO THE POOL.

NAKED MEN CHASING EACH OTHER ROUND SAID FAMILY POOL, BLOKE URINATING ON THE POOL BAR SEVERAL OTHER WE THOUGHT HILARIOUS GOINGS ON AND BLOKEY BEING SICK OVER THE WALL IN FULL VIEW OF MANAGER WASN'T TAKEN WELL EITHER.

NEEDLESS TO SAY THIS IS WHERE THIS PARTICULAR WRITE UP MUST END AS WITHIN 3 HOURS OF OUR CHARMING AND CHIRPY ARRIVAL AT HOTEL PYR WE WERE SHOWN THE DOOR BAGS IN HAND BY SEVERAL FLOPPY MOUSTACHED STAFF MEMBERS AND TOLD TO LEAVE THE AREA WITHIN 15 MINUTES.

SO IN SHORT, OUR VERY BRIEF STAY IN THE AREA STARTED WELL AND SANK LIKE AFORE MENTIONED NON SWIMMING CHILD IN HOTEL POOL. AGENCIES BOOKING STAG DO TRIPS INTO FAMILY HOLIDAY HOTELS SHAME ON YOU!

A SHORT TAXI RIDE DOWN THE COAST AND WE HAD LANDED UPON PUERTO BANUS.......THE STAG DO PART 2 HAD BEGAN.