Yes it can be grim up north but when you have so many lovely ladies as you do in Newcastle who gives a monkey, they are gaggin for it, the fellas are to busy wearing football shirts, talking about whoooor Jackie Milburn and Alan Shearer and throwing that broooooon crap down their necks that the lovely ladies of Tyne and wear and being negleted. If you can decihper the accent that has you wishing they would spit the hot potato out of their mouths then your away.

Newcastle boasts an amazing night out with more bars and clubs that you can shake a stick at with the Big market and quayside offering more than enough establishments for your requirements. Start yourself off in the Big Market as there are many bars and pubs within the area that will provide cheap liquid refreshments and will not be to offended by groups of alpha males and their merry shenanigans and probably won't bat and eyelid. I would highly recommend the big market for all your leo sayer needs.

Once you have wet the whistle in the big market head down to the Quayside as you descend down the hill your eyes will begin to bulge at the sheer numbers of nothing more than  a wide belt wearing northern bints are oooooooot on the toon. Game on!!

Again once on the Quayside you have a good selection of drinking holes all packed wall to wall with lovely ladies you also have several clubbing options at your disposal with Julies, Tuxedo Princess and Ikon a short walking distance away.

In short Newcastle is the perfect place for a stag party, its fairly cheap and very easy to get to by road, rail and air, it has more than enough hotels to cater for your budget, it has bar after bar after bar and some very good clubs to go to. As well as all that it is bursting to breaking point with hot geordie boords that wear next to nothing all year round, what more do you want!