I PITY THE FOOLS IN THESE VIDEOS AS IT ALL ENDS THE SAME WAY. PAIN.

YOU HAVE GOT TO ASK YOURSELF IN SOME OF THESE CLIPS, 'WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU THINKING!!!"

DID YOU HONESTLY THINK THIS WAS GOING TO END ANY OTHER WAY

How to motorcross port 1.  lessons on how not to do it and feel a world of pain like these dudes.

How to motorcross part 2. lesson number 2 in pain

How to motorcross part 3. Lesson number in hurt and suffering

How to motorcross part 4. Here endth the lesson.

Jumping Jack Flash. Its not a gas gas gas for this geezer.

Faster than a speeding bullet. Nothing special about a guy on two wheels doing 100mph, it is when he is on a mountain bike and protected only by lycra and hurtling down the side of a mountain, NUTTER!

German Engineering VS Arab technology. Can imagine the sales for Polo's dropped dramatically in the middle east after this ad campaign

Choo Choo. A dare that So very nearly ended in tears, almost want the train to hit this mug.

Stunning. So your bored, what can you do to pass the time, i know get naked and arm your mate with a stun gun. Hours of fun.

Me Tarzan.  Having a monkey for a mate and swinging all over the place, one days its was always going to go horribly wrong, love the 'heeeeeeelp me' at the end, big girl!

Treadmill workout. To much turkey and christmas pud, get the old trainers dusted off and get on the treadmill and work it baby

Pile Driving Tools. Cant see what these two morons were thinking the out come of this stunt would be apart from serious pain.

Keepy Uppy. What on earth can be pleasurable about two booted birds kicking your nuts to bits?

Bull by the horns. Always nice for the creatures to fight back and kick some ass.

OAP's showing us young us a thing or two. God bless viagra, sweeties for all generations.

Just a walk in the park.  Probably not wise slapping some passing bird when her boyfriend is clearly a boxing type.

North Korea's finest. A fine show of korea's military might, America's 101st Airborne are shitting themselves apparently.

Target will fall when hit.  What do you expect when you stand in the middle of the road with a rocket propelled grenade, click here to see it in super slow mo.

Unattended Baggage. This is the reason why people get concerned over left luggage in public places.

Chunderbirds. Ever sat there and loved the smell of your own guff? these boys love it!