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We all love a stag weekend and we all love to ruin the poor stag, have him whimpering and crying for his mummy. This can only be done with meticulous planning and cunning from the best man. All the elements need to be there to enable the booze thirsty pack of wild crazy fools to rip the groom a new one. Thank god for our friends at gobananas, let the boys and girls at gobananas help you turn your friends last days of being able to fart, burp and scratch his own nuts on his own sofa into memorable ones, make his last days of freedom the best days of his life, he is going to need fond memories of mates, all day drinking binges and being able to eye ball ample chested chickeroos without the fear of castration. His days are done my friend.
Take London, the capital of our great and proud nation, home of jellied eels, pearly kings and queens and Mary bleeding Poppins, the groom will have more than his spoonful of sugar to help his medicine go down, London has to be one of the Stag weekend destinations in the world, some say its too big and there are too many watering holes to choose from, nonsense, how can you have too many drinking holes. But not every stag party wants to spend all day and night on the booze, you need stag party activities to keep you busy, London has everything from indoor go karting to clay pigeon shooting, from golf to blindfolded driving the list is endless, more activities than you can shake a stick at. After a hard days carting or shooting its time to rev it up and bring on the dancing girls, only a fool would think that London has little to offer the stag party in the way of night time adventures, why not head out early doors to the dog track before heading out on the bender to beat all benders and then what stag party would be complete with out large chested honey's smothering you in their ample oily breasts. Perfect end to a perfect day. And remember fellas they don't really love you and find it so hard to find someone like you who understands them, they just want your money honey!!
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